Chapter 6: The Legend of the Obscene Manual
"After taking a taxi for a long time, it naturally becomes more punctual, but being fast is not so easy." Zhang Peng shouted "Long live the New China!" and then commanded his bandit-like leap towards the police, only to be shot dead. After that, Zhang Peng stopped and asked Yang Zhan, "How come you have the time to come here?"
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Yang Zhan. Upon seeing Yang Zhan enter the dormitory, Zhang Peng wanted to stand up to greet him. However, Yang Zhan waved his hand to indicate that it was unnecessary, and then pulled over a chair to sit behind Zhang Peng, observing, "CS, huh"
Of course, how about I show you a game? I've been playing it quite often these days. Wu Yingda kicked Zhang Peng aside. Upon hearing this, Yang Zhan looked on with great anticipation.
Really
"That is to say, activities like Go, chess, photography, and so on," Yang Zhan said. "You can just go and see for yourself when the time comes; the signs will be hanging at the classroom door. By the way, does anyone here play StarCraft? There are also clubs for StarCraft and CS in the department."
Guo Xixi could not help but tap the mouse and said, "What is there to shout about? When we defeated them five to zero back then, why didn't they come out to boast?"
"Is there a club for Computer Science? Then it must be the departmental team," Zhang said. Upon hearing this, Peng felt a bit excited as well. However, at that moment, Wu Yingda had already enthusiastically exclaimed, "StarCraft, that's my specialty."
"Yes, are you playing?" Zhang Peng, dressed in green, raised his hands and fired two shots, quickly taking out two police officers who attempted to sneak in through the small door, prompting the other bandits to shout "NICE, NICE" in unison.
What clubs are there? Although he is not yet familiar with Yang Zhan, Wu Yingda immediately became excited, as he had heard that clubs are places in university where boys specifically deceive junior female students.
Hmm. Ai Jing, while saying that these people are truly excessive, advised Guo Xixi to calm down, explaining that anger can easily lead to acne, wrinkles, and a loss of beauty. After noticing that Guo Xixi's anger had somewhat subsided, Ai Jing continued, "Ever since Hard and Ali88 left, our Materials Department's interstellar performance has plummeted. Is it true that Yang Zhan and Onlyyou, along with their group, shaved their heads because they lost to the Foreign Languages College in the last Yue Lu Cup?"
"I don't play CS; I play StarCraft." Upon seeing Zhang Peng's swift movements, Yang Zhan was somewhat surprised, "You play very accurately and quickly."
"No, Xia Ai, I just harassed someone," Guo Xixi said pitifully
After Guo Xixi let out a sigh, she vented her frustration by calling out to Ai Jing a couple of times. However, after shouting twice, Guo Xixi suddenly remembered something, "Ai Jing, how did you know we lost the match today?"
What is there that I cannot do?" Guo Xixi pointed to her chest with great frustration, "This place has already been pinched by someone.
Ah?! When Ai Jing heard Guo Xixi say this, she was stunned. After learning the details from Guo Xixi, Ai Jing said, "Is there really someone at Zhongda who dares to harass you? Don't worry, I will definitely find him and make him experience a fate worse than death"
"What notification?" Just as Zhang Peng was asking this, Wu Yingda happened to return, dressed in a short-sleeved shirt, shorts, and football shoes, indicating that he had been playing football at the bottom of the opposite building. "This is Yang Zhan, and this is Wu Yingda." Since it was their first meeting, Zhang Peng introduced Wu Yingda to Yang Zhan. After Yang Zhan nodded, the two were considered acquainted. Yang Zhan then continued, "It's about some clubs in the department and the library recruiting members. Tomorrow evening at 8 o'clock, in the department's experimental building, feel free to sign up for any club you wish to join."
Bang bang bang! A cacophony of gunfire resembling the wails of ghosts and wolves.
Ai Jing sympathetically patted Guo Xixi and said, "It's just a friendly match, not an official competition"
"Eggplant." Guo Xixi said, "Which animal can compare to our little Ai?" Ai Jing remarked, "Just let it go," and added that the lewd secrets are like a virgin's navel; everyone has heard of them, but no one has actually seen them.
Hehe, go die! You speak as if you are not a virgin. If you want to look, just look at yourself. Then the two girls hugged each other and went crazy.
After Guo Xixi heard Ai Jing's words, she chuckled and said, "Sister, aren't you a virgin? Let me, your esteemed one, assess your navel."
"Hehe, which woman's is this?" Ai Jing said, "Shall I help you retrieve it?"
Upon seeing the title on the BBS, Guo Xixi's face turned green. Like many young women, Guo Xixi was extremely concerned about her image. Losing to a group of individuals who only hung out in the computer lab was already humiliating enough, but they actually uploaded the winning match's report to the Yuelu Forum. This left Guo Xixi's beautiful face and her pride nowhere to hide.
However, as soon as Wu Yingda opened the single-player version of StarCraft and immediately hit Show Me the Money, clicking around with just the mouse without even using the keyboard, it was enough to leave not only Yang Zhan but even Zhang Peng feeling a bit dizzy. Unable to hold back, he exclaimed, "Wow, is this what you call your best skill?"
Usually, the two of them are inseparable, both fond of floral dresses and purple handkerchiefs. If it weren't for the fact that both are so beautiful, and one is rugged while the other is delicate and gentle, others would think they have been childhood friends for a long time.
The widely recognized beauty of the materials department, Ai Jing, and Guo Xixi have been best friends since elementary school. From their elementary years, Ai Jing and Guo Xixi attended the same primary school. They completed their elementary, middle, and high school education together, ultimately taking the entrance exam for Zhongda together.
"Yes. Boss Yang Zhan said that if we lose to the Foreign Languages College, we should shave our heads, but we still lost anyway." Guo Xixi said this and became frustrated again, pointing at the arrogant posts made by a few people from the Chemical Engineering Department on the BBS, and said to Ai Jing, "If I could get my hands on some dirty tricks, just watch me take them down one by one."
Ai Jing was looking at the Bhetushu.com and comBS Yuelu Forum when Guo Xixi walked into the dormitory. Before she could snap her fingers to show Guo Xixi the wonderful replies on the BBS, Guo Xixi had already bounced over and hugged Ai Jing, wailing: "Xiao Ai, it’s really damn unfair, today I suffered a huge loss."
"Here, take a look for yourself," Ai Jing said, pointing at the computer screen
This is still not acceptable; I am absolutely proficient at using the computer, isn't that considered a strong suit
"Isn't that inappropriate? No way?" Ai Jing said, "As long as you don't act inappropriately towards others, it's already commendable. Who would dare to act inappropriately towards you?"
Not a woman, but a beast of burden
"Is it the secret manual of lewdness?" Ai Jing smiled and said, "But it is said that those who obtain the secret manual of lewdness not only become unparalleled masters but also gain a perfect love. To be honest, is it not for this latter reason that you want to take the entrance exam for Zhongda?"
"It's nothing," Yang Zhan said as he took out a cigarette and lit it. "I happened to pass by and remembered that there was a notice from the department's club that seems to have not been communicated to you, so I came to let you know."
When Yang Zhan entered Zhang Peng's hideout, Zhang Peng was playing the role of a bandit. Although Wu Yingda's notebook was not impressive, Zhang Peng, with his erratic movements, wielding an AK and dressed in a fierce bandit style, repeatedly succeeded in overpowering a group of police officers, leaving them calling for help.